Master, I remember the valley.
I didn’t understand.
I miss the other masters with the old magic and chants.
Out here in the world, look at me…
I’m not a hero… not the way you wanted.
Master, nothing is simple anymore…
Jen
Author: stroopwafel
Well… it’s been a while.
Not like I use this for very much. Hmmmmmm… wonder if there’s something I could use it for.
Toast.
Because toast.
To be honest, I’m surprised no one else has tried to mimic this insanity. Time to add a camera and a boatload of toast to my wish list.
Bread.
One day, the toast will rise up to take over the world. Then, and only then, will the true power of butter be acknowledged.